1. Goodnight tumblr

    I have a docs appointment in the morning and I don’t want to fall asleep if they decide to put me in leg harnesses.

     
  2. theathleticaestheticblog:

    Woke up TIGHT and with a WAIST today hollaaaaaa!!!

    😍

    (via theathleticaestheticblog)

     
  3. unslaad-krosis:

    americanlass:

    unslaad-krosis:

    halfguardaroundtheworld:

    unslaad-krosis:

    cynicallifter:

    unslaad-krosis:

    cynicallifter #skinny4summer

    HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOUUUUUUU

    does it taste good?

    Its pretty good but Chubby Hubby is better. This had to do, it was the best they had at 711.

    its disapointment in a tub

    Whoa whoa whoa bub, its not that bad.

    Phish Food for life. ❤️

    Still need to try that! The selection at my usual spots is crap :/

    That’s a true shame :(. Once you have Phish Food you will never want another ice cream in you life. True story.

     
  4. thedragonflywarrior:

    You know what, Quest Bar? I’m fucking done with you.

    Yes, you have 20 grams of protein, no added sugar, and a shit-ton of fiber (no pun intended). What you don’t have is a remotely sane outlook on a person’s relationship with food.

    Everything you are and everything you put into the fitness and nutrition industries positively reeks of eating disorder. Don’t try to tell me you never saw it that way. Don’t even.

    Perfect nutrition? Bitch please, there ain’t no such thing. “Perfect” nutrition depends solely on the individual and their needs at that exact moment. Your claim of perfect rests entirely on the fact that your protein bars have no sugar, no carcinogenic sweeteners, and are also an appetite suppressant. Your claim of perfect rests entirely upon the shoulders of a diet culture that has demonized sugar, glorified borderline starvation, and turned the low-carb lifestyle into a one-size-fits-all religion. There’s nothing perfect about that. Fuck you.

    Cheat clean? Are you saying that eating something sweet is considered cheating? Are you turning my delicious lovely cakes and muffins into terrible sins for which I pay penance later? Do I avoid the sin if I “cheat” with your “guiltless” offerings? Food has no inherent moral value. Fuck you. And am I supposed to consider you “clean”? Your mini bricks of non-sugar sweetener, fake fiber, and processed protein? If I eat this thing as a replacement for sinful treats made out of real food, do I avoid getting “dirty”? You say clean and I see a girl who can’t go to sleep until she measures every single bite she’s going to put in her mouth tomorrow and records it for a full nutritional analysis to make sure she stays “clean”. Fuck you.

    …. and your marketing. I can’t believe you actually print this shit. Intense, obsessed, not normal. Don’t stop. Don’t sleep. Better than yesterday. Never stop. Is this supposed to be fucking motivational? Because I read this drivel and see an exhausted tormented girl on the elliptical after three back-to-back boot camp classes who only got four hours of sleep but she’s intense, obsessed, not normal, and she doesn’t stop. I can’t muster a fuck you big enough for this one.

    You couldn’t even let us have the good side of it. Protein is great, it makes your muscles strong and rebuilds you after a workout. But you had to make it all about that perfect low-carb lifestyle. Fiber is great. It helps you poop good. But you had to make it about suppressing hunger and ignoring base needs for the sake of superficial body composition. Low-sugar is great (for some people). But instead of reaching out towards those people and the medical benefits they could find, you had to make it about how sugar is evil and makes me fat. Fuck you.

    I’ve even managed to convince myself your protein bars taste good. Maybe I’d feel otherwise if you hadn’t worked so hard to condition me into equating that taste with perfection and guiltlessness. I deserve to eat whatever food my body wants or needs to carry me through life. Eating something with carbs or sugar will not make me “dirty” or a “cheat”. This culture’s relationship with food is in a horrific place already and we do not need this disordered bullshit steamrolling us with the false illusion of healthy “perfection”.

    Quest Bar, you will never get another dollar from me. You a two-faced bitch perched atop the wall of diet culture and I am done with you.

    Amen

    (via fitanne)

     
  5. crossfit-cupcake:

    wrestlingisbest:

    Dmitry Klokov @ 190kg

    He literally just pressed like 420 pounds. No jerk necessary. UNREAL. Klokov’s lifts make me want to die

    😍

    (via unslaad-krosis)

     
  6. reptiliaherps:

    ejacutastic:

    THIS GOES FOR EVERY ANIMAL EVER. if you get an animal for your kid, that animal is still your responsibility. you need to research their care and you need to double check that it’s carried out properly and if your kid gets bored, SURPRISE it’s your responsibility now.

    basically, your 8 year old kid can barely take care of themselves don’t even pretend like they can provide proper care for an exotic animal with specific (sometimes very difficult to meet) needs without some sort of guidance. teach your kids the importance of looking into proper care and providing it like my mom did instead of letting the animal suffer while you sit around apathetic.

    also, letting your kid make an animal suffer and ultimately die is not a “good lesson” for them. animals aren’t inanimate objects.

    This is very important.

    (via farsnakes)

     
  7. unslaad-krosis:

    halfguardaroundtheworld:

    unslaad-krosis:

    cynicallifter:

    unslaad-krosis:

    cynicallifter #skinny4summer

    HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOUUUUUUU

    does it taste good?

    Its pretty good but Chubby Hubby is better. This had to do, it was the best they had at 711.

    its disapointment in a tub

    Whoa whoa whoa bub, its not that bad.

    Phish Food for life. ❤️

     
  8. She was the sweetest dog I’ve ever met, despite what that man did to her before I got her.

     
     
  9. This weekend marks one year without my darling Kenya 😢💔

     
  10. slowly-embracing-it-all:

    giza-rabbit:

    oh-cecil-oh:

    raideo:

    mugenmcfugen:

    bwarch:

    zio-masada:

    This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

    Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

    This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

    A true martyr.

    this guy is my fucking idol

    his pained face just makes this

    this man is my hero

    this is my favorite post tho

    He looks like the pained son of Samwell Tarly and Jon Snow

    (Source: babylonian, via blasian-aesthetics)